Monday, January 21, 2013

Mitch Hedberg

12:40 AM Tieng Anh Vui No comments



"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."




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