Saturday, May 4, 2013

Yogi Berra

"If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'e...

Margaret Halsey

"Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's character...

Jane Caminos

"A waist is a terrible thing to min...

Frank Zappa

"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't rea...

Friday, May 3, 2013

Shakespeare used to have a lot of Fun With English.

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Gary Zukav

"Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western scienc...

Herm Albright

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effor...

P. B. Medawar

"The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects i...

Euripides

"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolis...

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Robert Orben

"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any India...

George Bernard Shaw

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rule...

Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious on...

Oscar Wilde

"Only the shallow know themselve...

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Gertrude Stein

"In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. That is what makes America what it i...

Samuel Johnson

"Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it is to find anything to sa...

Unknown

"In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal i...

Elbert Hubbard

"Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printe...

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Old Age #5

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William Hazlitt

"When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interes...

J. Bartlett Brebner

"Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United State...

Bill Watterson

"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discriminatio...

John Stuart Mill

"Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be s...

Monday, April 29, 2013

TEWS: On the up: 29 Apr 13

Things are 'on the up' for Jennifer and Jean at work. Find out why in The English We Speak.Listen : http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/worldservice/tae/tae_20130429-1200a....

Elizabeth Aston

"Love has no place in a lawyer's offic...

Mark Twain

"Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliabl...

Shelley Winters

"I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experienc...

Dana Carvey

"I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old leve...

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Eric Hoffer

"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strengt...

Donald H. Rumsfeld

"If you are not criticized, you may not be doing muc...

John Buchan

"An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of suppor...

W. C. Fields

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on peopl...

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