Saturday, April 20, 2013

Parental Advisory - The importance of pronunciation.

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Carl Sagan

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the univers...

Jane Austen

"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking the...

Dave Barry

"I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him t...

Steven Wright

"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over i...

Friday, April 19, 2013

Gerald R. Ford

"Things are more like they are now than they have ever bee...

Henry Adams

"No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscou...

James Thurber

"All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and wh...

John F. Kennedy

"When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they wer...

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Rodney Dangerfield

"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was hom...

Alfred North Whitehead

"I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that sentence of mine either out of its context or in juxtaposition to some incongruous matter which quite distorted my meaning , or destroyed it altogethe...

George Bernard Shaw

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupi...

Jack Benny

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that eithe...

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

In honour of National Blah Blah Blah day.

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Edward Abbey

"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork."...

Victor Hugo

"There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the highe...

Fran Lebowitz

"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or no...

Henry David Thoreau

"Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the eart...

George Bush

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with the...

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