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Tuesday, September 23, 2014
Let us PAYE
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The above was a headline in the Sun on August 25, about a special service to be held for the taxman of all things.
They came up with this delightful little poem in the style of the Lord's prayer:-
They came up with this delightful little poem in the style of the Lord's prayer:-
Our evaders
Who art in havens
How low be thy shame.
Thy tax return come
It must be done
In the Bahamas, as it is in Devon.
Give us your pay, your daily bread
And forgive us our assessors
As we forgive those who
Self-assess against us
And lead us not into exemptions
But deliver us your eBills.
For mine is the income, the power
And the Tory (chancellor),
For ever and ever.
Amen
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Monday, August 18, 2014
Fun with English and Italian
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This reminds me of my first German lessons at night school in the UK.
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Sunday, August 17, 2014
The Judge
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Peter Cook knew how to really have fun with English, and how to poke fun at the establishment:-
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Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Walking to Lidl - (Mildly offensive language)
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Do you shop at Lidl?
Don't listen to this, if you are easily offended.
Don't listen to this, if you are easily offended.
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Sunday, June 29, 2014
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Lost Interview:Kurt Cobain on Teenage Angst, Sexuality & Finding Salvation in Punk Music
Bài phỏng vấn Kurt Cobain được ghi lại dạng Video vui bời “Blank and Blank” .Chủ đề xoay quanh suy nghĩ của Cobain về phụ nữ, bình đẳng giới và punk music.
Về Kurt Cobain:
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Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Joke: 38 tips to improve your writing (a joke)
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
3. Employ the vernacular.
4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
6. Remember to never split an infinitive.
7. Contractions aren't necessary.
8. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
9. One should never generalize.
10. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
11. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
12. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
13. Be more or less specific.
14. Understatement is always best.
15. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
16. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
17. The passive voice is to be avoided.
18. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
19. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
20. Who needs rhetorical questions?
21. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
22. Don't never use a double negation.
23. capitalise every sentence and remember always end it with a full stop
24. Do not put statements in the negative form.
25. Verbs have to agree with their subjects.
26. Proofread carefully to see if you words out.
27. If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
28. A writer must not shift your point of view.
29. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. (Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.)
30. Don't overuse exclamation marks!!
31. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to the irantecedents.
32. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
33. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
34. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
35. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
36. Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
37. Always pick on the correct idiom.
38. Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; They're old hat; seek viable alternatives.
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