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This reminds me of my first German lessons at night school in the UK.
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Monday, August 18, 2014
Sunday, August 17, 2014
The Judge
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Peter Cook knew how to really have fun with English, and how to poke fun at the establishment:-
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Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Walking to Lidl - (Mildly offensive language)
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Do you shop at Lidl?
Don't listen to this, if you are easily offended.
Don't listen to this, if you are easily offended.
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Sunday, June 29, 2014
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Lost Interview:Kurt Cobain on Teenage Angst, Sexuality & Finding Salvation in Punk Music
Bài phỏng vấn Kurt Cobain được ghi lại dạng Video vui bời “Blank and Blank” .Chủ đề xoay quanh suy nghĩ của Cobain về phụ nữ, bình đẳng giới và punk music.
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Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Joke: 38 tips to improve your writing (a joke)
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
3. Employ the vernacular.
4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
6. Remember to never split an infinitive.
7. Contractions aren't necessary.
8. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
9. One should never generalize.
10. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
11. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
12. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
13. Be more or less specific.
14. Understatement is always best.
15. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
16. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
17. The passive voice is to be avoided.
18. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
19. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
20. Who needs rhetorical questions?
21. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
22. Don't never use a double negation.
23. capitalise every sentence and remember always end it with a full stop
24. Do not put statements in the negative form.
25. Verbs have to agree with their subjects.
26. Proofread carefully to see if you words out.
27. If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
28. A writer must not shift your point of view.
29. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. (Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.)
30. Don't overuse exclamation marks!!
31. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to the irantecedents.
32. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
33. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
34. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
35. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
36. Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
37. Always pick on the correct idiom.
38. Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; They're old hat; seek viable alternatives.
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Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Views on marriage by children...
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don’t want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they’re rich.
- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore, age 8
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is……..
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
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Monday, July 29, 2013
weather idioms
Người Anh rất thích sử dụng các thành ngữ liên quan đến thời tiết , luyện tập các thành nghữ bên dưới dể làm phong phú vốn từ vựng của bạn:
As right as rain - Feeling fine and healthy.
Take a rain check - Ask to rearrange a meeting.
Come rain or shine - no matter what the weather/situation.
On cloud nine - extremely happy.
Rain on my parade - if someone rains on your parade, they ruin your pleasure or plans.
Throw caution to the wind - forget all your commitments and do something crazy.
Steal my thunder - if someone steals your thunder, they take the attention away from you.
As right as rain - Feeling fine and healthy.
Take a rain check - Ask to rearrange a meeting.
Come rain or shine - no matter what the weather/situation.
On cloud nine - extremely happy.
Rain on my parade - if someone rains on your parade, they ruin your pleasure or plans.
Throw caution to the wind - forget all your commitments and do something crazy.
Steal my thunder - if someone steals your thunder, they take the attention away from you.
Download và nghe Audio liên quan:
Listen : http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/worldservice/tae/tae_20130729-1200a.mp3
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