Always remember to put the glass down

TiengAnhVui.ComA psychologist was walking around the lecture hall, while teaching stress management to an audience of eager students. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face she inquired, “How heavy is this glass of water?” The answers rang out ranging from 8 oz to 20 oz.She replied, “The actual weight doesn’t matter. It all depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, its not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.”She continued, “The stress...

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It's not my fault

TiengAnhVui.ComAs a child I saw Tarzan running around in his birthday suit, Cinderella didn't get home until after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove at over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye was covered in tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies who always had the munchies. No wonder I'm so messed up!//<!--google_ad_client = "pub-4812195208277841";/* Blog Footer Feeder */google_ad_slot = "1926643800";google_ad_width = 728;google_ad_height = 15;//-->// Đăng ký: Hoc tieng ...

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The equation of world domination

TiengAnhVui.Com However, before you laugh too much, we may have little pink eyed overlords before we know it:- http://ift.tt/YSi8jn//<!--google_ad_client = "pub-4812195208277841";/* Blog Footer Feeder */google_ad_slot = "1926643800";google_ad_width = 728;google_ad_height = 15;//-->// Đăng ký: Hoc tieng ...

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Prepositions

TiengAnhVui.ComDrive up / Drive in / Drive by //<!--google_ad_client = "pub-4812195208277841";/* Blog Footer Feeder */google_ad_slot = "1926643800";google_ad_width = 728;google_ad_height = 15;//-->// Đăng ký: Hoc tieng ...

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Let us PAYE

TiengAnhVui.ComThe above was a headline in the Sun on August 25, about a special service to be held for the taxman of all things.They came up with this delightful little poem in the style of the Lord's prayer:-Our evadersWho art in havensHow low be thy shame.Thy tax return comeIt must be doneIn the Bahamas, as it is in Devon.Give us your pay, your daily breadAnd forgive us our assessorsAs we forgive those whoSelf-assess against usAnd lead us not into exemptionsBut deliver us your eBills.For mine is the income, the powerAnd the Tory (chancellor),For ever and ever.Amen //<!--google_ad_client = "pub-4812195208277841";/* Blog Footer Feeder */google_ad_slot = "1926643800";google_ad_width = 728;google_ad_height = 15;//-->// Đăng ký: Hoc tieng...

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Fun with English and Italian

TiengAnhVui.ComThis reminds me of my first German lessons at night school in the UK. //<!--google_ad_client = "pub-4812195208277841";/* Blog Footer Feeder */google_ad_slot = "1926643800";google_ad_width = 728;google_ad_height = 15;//-->// Đăng ký: Hoc tieng ...

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The Judge

TiengAnhVui.ComPeter Cook knew how to really have fun with English, and how to poke fun at the establishment:- //<!--google_ad_client = "pub-4812195208277841";/* Blog Footer Feeder */google_ad_slot = "1926643800";google_ad_width = 728;google_ad_height = 15;//-->// Đăng ký: Hoc tieng ...

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Walking to Lidl - (Mildly offensive language)

TiengAnhVui.ComDo you shop at Lidl?Don't listen to this, if you are easily offended. //<!--google_ad_client = "pub-4812195208277841";/* Blog Footer Feeder */google_ad_slot = "1926643800";google_ad_width = 728;google_ad_height = 15;//-->// Đăng ký: Hoc tieng ...

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World cup 2014 - Highlights (Parental Advisory contains beeps)

TiengAnhVui.ComIf you have missed the fun, catch up with the highlights. //<!--google_ad_client = "pub-4812195208277841";/* Blog Footer Feeder */google_ad_slot = "1926643800";google_ad_width = 728;google_ad_height = 15;//-->// Đăng ký: Hoc tieng ...

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