Saturday, May 4, 2013

Yogi Berra

"If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em."


Margaret Halsey

"Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's characters."


Jane Caminos

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."


Frank Zappa

"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read."


Friday, May 3, 2013

Shakespeare used to have a lot of Fun With English.







Gary Zukav

"Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science."


Herm Albright

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."


P. B. Medawar

"The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it."


Euripides

"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."


Thursday, May 2, 2013

Robert Orben

"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."


George Bernard Shaw

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules."


Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one."


Oscar Wilde

"Only the shallow know themselves."


Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Gertrude Stein

"In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. That is what makes America what it is."


Samuel Johnson

"Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it is to find anything to say."


Unknown

"In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it."


Elbert Hubbard

"Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed."


Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Old Age #5

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.



After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.



The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'



'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'





William Hazlitt

"When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest."


J. Bartlett Brebner

"Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States."


Bill Watterson

"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination."


John Stuart Mill

"Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so."


Monday, April 29, 2013

TEWS: On the up: 29 Apr 13

Things are 'on the up' for Jennifer and Jean at work. Find out why in The English We Speak.



Listen : http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/worldservice/tae/tae_20130429-1200a.mp3


Elizabeth Aston

"Love has no place in a lawyer's office."


Mark Twain

"Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable."


Shelley Winters

"I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience."


Dana Carvey

"I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level."


Sunday, April 28, 2013

Eric Hoffer

"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength."


Donald H. Rumsfeld

"If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much."


John Buchan

"An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support."


W. C. Fields

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."


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