Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Always remember to put the glass down



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A psychologist was walking around the lecture hall, while teaching stress management to an audience of eager students. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face she inquired, “How heavy is this glass of water?” The answers rang out ranging from 8 oz to 20 oz.



She replied, “The actual weight doesn’t matter. It all depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, its not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.”



She continued, “The stress and worries in life are like this glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them for a bit longer and they begin to hurt, but if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”



Always remember to put the glass down.



Author unknown





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Friday, November 7, 2014

It's not my fault



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As a child I saw Tarzan running around in his birthday suit, Cinderella didn't get home until after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove at over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye was covered in tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies who always had the munchies.


No wonder I'm so messed up!





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Thursday, October 30, 2014

The equation of world domination



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However, before you laugh too much, we may have little pink eyed overlords before we know it:- http://ift.tt/YSi8jn




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Friday, October 24, 2014

Prepositions



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Drive up / Drive in / Drive by





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Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Let us PAYE



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The above was a headline in the Sun on August 25, about a special service to be held for the taxman of all things.



They came up with this delightful little poem in the style of the Lord's prayer:-



Our evaders

Who art in havens

How low be thy shame.

Thy tax return come

It must be done

In the Bahamas, as it is in Devon.

Give us your pay, your daily bread

And forgive us our assessors

As we forgive those who

Self-assess against us

And lead us not into exemptions

But deliver us your eBills.

For mine is the income, the power

And the Tory (chancellor),

For ever and ever.

Amen








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Monday, August 18, 2014

Fun with English and Italian



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This reminds me of my first German lessons at night school in the UK.









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Sunday, August 17, 2014

The Judge



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Peter Cook knew how to really have fun with English, and how to poke fun at the establishment:-







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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Walking to Lidl - (Mildly offensive language)



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Do you shop at Lidl?



Don't listen to this, if you are easily offended.







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