Parental Advisory - The importance of pronunciation.

I had to share this, even though it's a bit rude.



Thanks to Sandor.

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Carl Sagan

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."

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Jane Austen

"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them."

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Dave Barry

"I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to."

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Steven Wright

"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."

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Gerald R. Ford

"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been."

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Henry Adams

"No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous."

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James Thurber

"All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why."

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John F. Kennedy

"When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were."

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Rodney Dangerfield

"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home."

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Alfred North Whitehead

"I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that sentence of mine either out of its context or in juxtaposition to some incongruous matter which quite distorted my meaning , or destroyed it altogether."

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George Bernard Shaw

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

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Jack Benny

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."

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In honour of National Blah Blah Blah day.

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Edward Abbey

"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork."

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Victor Hugo

"There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher."

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Fran Lebowitz

"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not."

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Henry David Thoreau

"Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!"

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George Bush

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."

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